Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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