Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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