there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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