Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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