we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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