So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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