There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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