haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
These tits shall not be calmed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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