if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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