We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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