WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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