Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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