His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
