So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I smell stomach acid.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
