FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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