I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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