i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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