ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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