So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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