I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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