he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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