When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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