at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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