I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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