Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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