Ambien. No doubt about it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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