sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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