I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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