Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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