after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Green mimosas i think yes
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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