just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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