Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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