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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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