i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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