All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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