But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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