i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
North Korea, Best Korea!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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