would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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