She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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