that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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