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(843): View more from South Carolina

Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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(614): View more from Ohio

Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

(1-614): View more from Ohio

FUCK YOU.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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(913): View more from Kansas

I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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(812): View more from Indiana

She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.

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(707): View more from California

Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

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(850): View more from Florida

You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?

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