I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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