We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Shame is for Republicans.
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