Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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