I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
