im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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