you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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