Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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