Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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