Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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