Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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