You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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