when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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