We're like a lot better than the average bears
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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