bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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