these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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