Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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