I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
PANTIES FOUND
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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