i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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